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I have owed Karla this story for a looooong time. Karla and I are both super busy with school right now, so I haven't talked to her hardly at all lately, and apparently I am showing my PANGS for her through fanfiction, because I finally finished her damn fic. I hope you LUB it, sweetie!

TITLE: Cowboy Up!
AUTHOR: Lamia Archer
RATING: NC-17. I know, I’m shocked, too.
FANDOM: BtVS/AtS
PAIRING: Buffy/Angel
WORD COUNT: 3,592
SUMMARY: Turnabout is fair play.
SPOILERS: Ambiguous future after Angel shanshus; a sequel to Hot Sex.
DEDICATION: For Karla-with-a-K. She makes me do these things, against my better judgment.
NOTES: SEXY STUF – spelled just like that, I swear! – is a real store about an hour from where I live; a few of my girlfriends and I stopped in there on the way to The Smoky Mountain Deer Farm & Exotic Petting Zoo – shut up, we’re adults; it’s awesome! Don’t knock it ’til you’ve been! – and it is just as hilarious as you would imagine a porn peddler who wouldn’t deem fit to put two f’s in “stuff” would be. Look, they even have a web page!

A few things: First, I've started a bunch of these, and I'm trying hard to get the holiday ones done first while people still care about winter/Christmas-y things, but . . . this one wanted to be finished. Secondly, this did not turn out at all the way I imagined it; it became this whole weird other thing. Third, when I imagined it originally, it was nasty, but I seem to be having great difficulty writing sex scenes lately, so it ended up PG-13. Hope you like it anyway.

TITLE: Sugar Spun
AUTHOR: Lamia Archer
RATING: PG-13
FANDOM: BtVS/AtS
PAIRING: Buffy/Cordelia, with mentions of Buffy/Angel and Cordelia/Angel
WORD COUNT: 4,356
SUMMARY: Time, love, and grief do a lot of fucked up things to people.
SPOILERS: Post-“NFA,” assuming Cordelia came back in “You’re Welcome” and didn’t ever leave.
PROMPT: AU future, spun sugar
DEDICATION: For marenfic

TITLE: Tantra
AUTHOR: Lamia Archer
RATING: R
FANDOM: BtVS/AtS
PAIRING: Buffy/Angel
WORD COUNT: 8,716
SUMMARY: Giles gets kidnapped and the Scoobies set out to rescue him. Unfortunately, a missing Watcher soon becomes the least of Buffy’s problems.
SPOILERS: BtVS S2, after “Reptile Boy”
CHALLENGE: Written for leni_ba’s Choose Your Author (cya_ficathon) Ficathon.

Okay, this hasn't been beta read, and it is so saccharine that if you eat it before dinner, it'll spoil your appetite. You've been warned: it's all unsupervised sex and candy.

TITLE: Hot Sex
AUTHOR: Lamia Archer
RATING: NC-17. I know, I’m shocked, too.
FANDOM: “Buffy”
PAIRING: Buffy/Angel
WORD COUNT: 4,597 (And, for those keeping track, 42 of those words are words that are synonyms of “hot” or “fever” or something like that, and the word “thermometer” is used five times.)
SUMMARY: Fluff! But with sex. (Because I don’t do fluff, except with fixin’s, and only on demand; it’s for Karla.) Angel’s sick, and Buffy has a unique thought on how to cheer him up.
SPOILERS: Ambiguous future after Angel shanshus.
DEDICATION: For Karla-with-a-K, ba4ever who wanted B/A with “HOTSECKS!” in this meme. (And also a little for southernbangel, who guilted me into finishing this because, "now you need to write hot!dirty!kinky! B/A porn. To right the universe and all," after I misaligned the universe with this fic.

TITLE: Release
RATING: PG-13
PAIRING: Buffy/Angel
SUMMARY: If we work together, maybe we can get along.
SPOILERS: Through “Not Fade Away”
NOTES: Thank you to angel_negra and also shellybelle whose notes I got this morning for betaing. Beta readers = Eternal love
NOTES2: This was for semby, who wanted B/A or Wes/Faith -- and you all know I can't write Wesley -- with two characters making a deal and a surprise gift. The latter of which I kind of weaseled in there in a sneaky, existential kind of way, but . . . I'm sneaky. So anyway.